Saturday, November 13, 2010

Cool inventions...

Bladeless Fan:
Dyson fans use Air Multiplier technology to draw in air and amplify it. With no blades or grille, they are safe and easy to clean.
Two Way Toothpaste:
Two way toothpaste is ideal for those who get angry with their partner for squeezing the toothpaste from the front.

Infinite USB:
Innovative USB plug designed to act as a USB hub when plugged in.

Sixpack Bottle Carrier:
It can safely transport up to six beer, soft drink, or water bottles.

Innovative Sewing Needle:
With a bit of pressure, the loop eye of Big Eye Needle expands to the size of a button hole - making threading a cinch!

Greenbo Rail Planter:
Simply place your Greenbo planter on your railing, deck or fence. State of the art unique design assures its secure fit and stability.

Butter Stick:
Butter on a stick from Japan will make a great addition to any kitchen
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Upstanding Toothbrush:
When the toothbrush is set down, it will sway momentarily until it reaches a balanced position - just like a tumble doll
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Chinese Name confusion!

 Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: Oh.....God!!!

Unusual answers!








































Avoid Make Up!!!

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.  After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years.  Why didn't you pull me out from the path of the ambulance?"

"You'll love this"
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God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"

"how is that..."