Monday, December 13, 2010

An Illustrated History of Bond Cars

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Mind-Shattering Miniature Models

Glass

Lightrods

Ice

Salt and Asphalt

Branches

Bark Painting

Holes

Cubist Space

Coil

Hose

Learn from your body parts


We have Two Eyes & One Tongue,
Which means We need to Look Twice & Talk Once.

We have Two Ears & One Mouth,
Which means We need to Listen More than We Talk.

We have Two Hands & One Stomach,3
Which means We need to Work Twice as much as We Eat.

We have Two major Brain Parts--Left and Right & One Heart,
So We can Think Twice, but Love only Once.

Amazing How Our Body Parts Remind Us how to Live......
Lets try to Live it that way & see the difference......

Wikileaks' Secret Headquarters Unveiled!

While on the run from Swedish and American authorities, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange hides 250,000 secret cables in this vast cave, drilled into granite under the White Mountains of Stockholm, Sweden.


Wikileaks' secret headquarters is located 100ft below ground in a former Cold War nuclear bunker and is complete with a floating conference room, suspended glass corridors, lunar landscape flooring, designer furniture, and German U-boat engines as back-up generators.

The entrance to Wikileaks' Secret Headquarters.

Employees work in the bunker.

Two old German submarine engines act as emergency back-up generators.





Above the main server room is a suspended glass corridor leading to a round see-through meeting room. 

   

The exterior of the main server room. 
  

11 years old wrestler without arms and legs

11-year-old Dayton Webber had only 11 months when he had a serious bacterial infection and doctors amputate his arms and legs. Now, he is a successful wrestler. He competes for Rampage Wrestling in Waldorf. Many people said: “He doesn’t have arms nor legs, but he has huge heart!”. Every now and then, he said, a kid will express doubt that Dayton can play or compete them. And than that drives him. “Anything they say I can’t do, I try to show them I can do it,” Dayton said.

























Tongue Twisters...

Just try out this , at least read each paragraph 5 times , will u able to do it ?

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. .... sent by Poonam Damani

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune

An Ape hates grape cakes.

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?  A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Black bug's blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
How is u r tounge now ???????????????????????

Punjab board question paper - must work hard to pass it...FUNNY

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Balle Balle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The life of man ...... explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
 
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

 
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'


And God agreed.

 
On the third day, God created the cow and said:

 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.


On the fourth day, God created humans and said:


'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.........

Everything is possible in photoshop.........FUNNY