Friday, July 1, 2011

5 funny husband and wife jokes...


Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever




Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.




Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you, so he can have his rest and peace.



Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.



Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!




One day God erased a husband's memory & asked, "Do u remember any thing now?"
He told his wife's name...
God smiled and said - Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed