Sunday, August 14, 2011

10 Funny jokes for you to laugh...


1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???

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A boy's eye is Faster than Google in searching a Beautiful girl in crowd...
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But
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A boy's heart is slower than a Governments bus while Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves.

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"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"
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Hmmm.....
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That's why it is said that "COUPLES are made in HEAVEN.

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My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot I still don't get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, Which End Sir?

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Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

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An Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31


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A Man having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother.

Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style.

God is very pleased with his prayer, and............

Grants him one wish........... just one !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Man says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, twenty million worth of diamond around on my CHILD's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.'

GOD: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these Humans.

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A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her cabin.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
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The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?

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Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!

Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!

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