Sunday, August 14, 2011

Crazy doctors jokes


He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years.
Before he realized she was Chinese.

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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months.

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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

"Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

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One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"

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I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."

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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."
 
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,

He told me to stop going to those places.

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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."