Monday, September 5, 2011

A Classic Joke - Indian Black money Vs Barber


While cutting hair, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal," What’s this Swiss Bank issue ? "

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or ing conducting an inquiry?”

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.


Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee," Sir, what’s this Black money issue? "

Pranab shouted, " Why did you ask me this question ? "

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’


Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, " Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev ? "

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?


Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Minister's hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I go on asking.