Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Sardar is Back - 9 small Sardar joke to make you laugh...

Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.

Sardarji was standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Friend: Why?
Sardarji: Because his doctor advised him: "Today's dinner should be light!"

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Sardarji.
Sardarji wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"

What does a Sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency? Because he cannot find the number "911" on the phone.

Sardar and his wife were buying coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10.

 Sardar at an Art Gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Chinese Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
At last he found the word. That is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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