money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the afterlife with me..'
So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
Then the undertakers locked the casket, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him ?!!!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it...'